Who's going to clean up this mess?

Comparison:

People are talking about Melania, Natalie, and Trump like it's some modern day ‘Dangerous Liaisons‘ when it's more like two insane seagulls fighting over a rotting piece of chicken in the Dollar Store parking lot.

Writer, humorist Wendi Aarons on persistent rumors of a feud between Natalie Harp and Melania Trump. Note that some similes can travel 1000 miles before other comparisons can even find their car keys. Do tell.

Context:

Threads post by Wendi Aarons: People are talking about Melania, Natalie and Trump like it's some modern day ‘Dangerous Liaisons‘ when it's more like two insane seagulls fighting over a rotting piece of chicken in the Dollar Store parking lot.

Citation:

Aarons, Wendi. @wendiaarons. “People are talking about Melania . . .” Threads, 25 Aug. 2026. Web.

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